1. I got my kindle to work again, but it is still glitchy.
2. My awesome co-workers are bringing me a new one in a few weeks. (thanks, Mom, for ordering it for me!)
3. All is right with the world* again.
That is all.
*The use of the word world here is not referring to the third planet from the sun that is currently inhabited by humans. I am well aware that all is not right in that world. I am referring to the tiny imaginary one that revolves around me.